When Troy Parrott started leathering goals past Portugal and Hungary like it was a five-a-side in Tallaght, the whole country needed new merch. So here it is: the Troy Parrott in all his glory, perched on the Irish flag like the nation’s newest national emblem.

This 3D-printed decoration captures the absolute scenes that broke out across living rooms, pubs, WhatsApp groups, and anywhere else Irish supporters were losing the run of themselves. It’s bright, bold, ridiculous and brilliant… just like the moment the ball hit the net.

Details:

• Multi-colour, layered 3D print

• Crisp black outline, vibrant colours

• Irish tricolour in a wavy, dynamic style

• Lightweight, durable PLA

• Roughly 90mm tall

• Gold hanging loop included

• Printed in Limerick by someone who hasn’t shut up about those goals

Perfect For:

• Ireland fans who still haven’t come down

• Football lovers

• Christmas trees that deserve a bit of shithousery

• Gifts for mates who screamed at the telly

• Anyone who believes Troy Parrot should be protected at all costs

Bring the hype to your tree. Celebrate the goals. And honour the man, the myth, the parrot.